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INTERVENTION - If you know of, or are, one of these people please get a life or switch to twitter.


TAGS: characters help facebook twitter
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - March 20, 2013, 9:04 am
Booze, really? The strongest thing we get up here are slurpees and those weiners that no one really knows how long they've been there.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 19, 2013, 8:13 pm
The rare times I go, I'd say #7 and #11 describe me best. Wait... 7 eleven? Coincidence those two numbers are the name of a little shop that sells booze? }:)
MissPriss - March 15, 2013, 11:26 pm
damm maibe there is somthing afterall for the need of aspel check...bahaha!
hcs308709 - March 15, 2013, 9:39 pm
You must mean arbriTory Spelling, or have you switched to Twitter since you can't spell either
MissPriss - March 13, 2013, 8:43 am
Oquit braggin' about yourself forseti...where ya been?
forseti - March 13, 2013, 6:46 am
flawless! ;)
MissPriss - March 2, 2013, 9:20 am
We share the same one! Where'da think I got the skinny on ya dude...teehee thanks for dropping by.
Rudedog - March 2, 2013, 12:33 am
Sometimes you get to revealing. I think you're in cahoots with my therapist.
MissPriss - March 1, 2013, 3:21 pm
Read #12...bahahaha!
MissPriss - March 1, 2013, 3:20 pm
Ich danke Ihnen sehr, mein Führer...teehee
Vinxman - March 1, 2013, 2:44 pm
Don't forget #17, the Grammar Nazi, who would point out that in #16, "every day" should be two words, not one.


THE NAVY PRACTICE AT HOME -


TAGS: practice makes perfect
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Airman

Aurielius - October 15, 2015, 1:57 pm
Any d*** fool can land on a runway that doesn't move...chuckles.
Crashedmonkey - March 31, 2010, 8:15 am
@Bob, you like our digis? i hate these things, i knida want my old utilities back
Bob D. Sailor - March 30, 2010, 10:08 pm
Everything is true except sewing the back pockets on the front. Plus we got some sweet new digi's to a** around in.
spacedog - March 30, 2010, 8:28 pm
Nice one Airman, 5 for those poor bastards. LOL
GySgt1811 - March 30, 2010, 5:45 pm
Thank Gawd! It ain't changed a bit since 1962! How I miss it. However, I hear they don't light the smoking lamp anymore.
CANADA - March 30, 2010, 5:40 pm
nothing tops a hog!
Airman - March 30, 2010, 3:15 pm
ah, but we get better tee times.. and warthogs.. nuff said
Budog - March 30, 2010, 2:15 pm
Well "Airman" all the good pilots are in the U.S. Navy, that is why the are called "Naval Aviators". Any caveman can land a fighter plane on the ground. But hey, we need the Air Force, someone needs to stand around with their hands in their pockets...
lesterinside - March 30, 2010, 12:45 pm
Discipline. 5
Crashedmonkey - March 30, 2010, 12:04 pm
I love it 5L!!!!
ICEMAN - March 30, 2010, 11:16 am
Spoken like a true Airman. 5 squids


The Holidays Are Coming ! -




FACT OF LIFE - After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar say W.T.F?




WATCH YOUR THOUGHTS ... -


TAGS: watch thoughts thinker actions destiny
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Wurdsmyth - July 6, 2013, 12:46 am
"Think" "Think about"... instead of watch... I think would make it better...


CHUCK NORRIS - Has nightmares about this guy.




STEVEN SEAGAL - Has mastered the pimp hand and the look of death. Why cant you?




BEST BIRTHDAY EVER - Galactus doesn't have Birthday cakes he has Birthday planets




ATTENTION EVERYONE - Please Stay Still I've Lost A Contact


TAGS: squirrel contact
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by holymoly

caveman - January 20, 2012, 7:18 pm
Everytime i see this one i laugh
Airman - January 11, 2012, 11:57 am
LOL
mariand - January 6, 2012, 4:08 pm
hahaha


STEVEN SEAGAL - When acting gets a name.


TAGS: actor steven seagal lame aikido expressions emotions
Rating: 3.54/5

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Hawamleh - June 29, 2010, 9:49 pm
GreaT Motifake !


REMEMBER -


TAGS: action intention hard boiled egg
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

spacedog - February 8, 2014, 2:27 pm
Nice one.
stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 6:54 pm
remember, some people will judge you on their own misconceiptions of what you are, will misinterpret what you say nad will havemore energy to break your back than you have to tell your mind , )
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2011, 5:56 pm
Very nice. 5L
mariand - October 4, 2011, 2:41 am
nice one


POKING FUN -




ADHD -


TAGS: ocelot distracted humor
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - January 23, 2012, 1:37 pm

Thank you, RL!~
Reality Lord - January 23, 2012, 1:32 pm

lolz...cute :)


CHARACTER DESIGN - Some are easier than others


TAGS: ***bs game character
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by Sulagar

CloudchaserS - September 4, 2011, 12:50 am
Krystal in Starfox is an exception. Her head looks a little big, but she otherwise has a nice, realistic design. It's OK, everybody's furry for Krystal


THE SPLATS -


TAGS: yes how awesomely attractive
Rating: 4.55/5

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tellitlikeitis - April 16, 2011, 8:19 am
Love this one... too funny CBaked. 5 L's.


BREAK DANCING - Not just for people


TAGS: tractors dancing blz
Rating: 4.59/5

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BLZ - November 22, 2011, 6:53 am
I honestly didn't see the house smash until after. I think these posters need to be made at first glance. Thinking about can lose the humor.
MercAlert - November 22, 2011, 4:35 am
Yes, now for poorly designed cranes with there booms crashed into houses.
BLZ - November 16, 2011, 3:08 am
Thanks, I've always wanted to do this, Finding pictures is the hardest part.
Reality Lord - November 15, 2011, 6:00 pm

nice


NOVEL ALARM CLOCK - Give someone a few feet and they jump right on it!




HAPPY EASTER -


TAGS: cartoon character family guy stewie evil plan easter
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - March 29, 2013, 3:27 pm
Too bad...should of waited. I've got a "plus" poster coming soon...as soon as I can word it right...and there's some bunnies let me tell ya! Appreciate the 5 hun!
Silverheart - March 29, 2013, 2:13 pm

I volunteer to face this army of chocolate bunnie5.


ferguson missouri -


TAGS: militarization police terrorism patriot act police state
Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

DebtToAmerica - August 4, 2015, 1:56 pm
the police need to avoid civillian deaths at all costs, before the ferguson situation inflames racial tensions to the point where it turns into a racially based genocidal civil war.
DebtToAmerica - August 4, 2015, 1:39 pm
excessive force and intimidation tactics provoke resistance, which provokes more excessive force and intimidation tactics, provoking more resistance, until the situation turns into full blown riots, civil uprising, and heavy-handed responses by police.
DebtToAmerica - August 4, 2015, 1:35 pm
kill an ant, notice how all the other ants become much more aggressive? "due process" exists for a reason, and its not just to protect the innocent, its to prevent backlash against law enforcement.
premiumgrade - February 25, 2015, 4:19 am
If crime wasn't happening, there would not be these pictures. Grow up.
ughomer - August 19, 2014, 9:39 am
"Hands up - don't shoot!"
EmilioDumphque - August 14, 2014, 1:16 am
Yeah! What he said!
Greybeard - August 13, 2014, 11:42 pm
At a loss for words. Absolutely awesome...


33 THINGS WE WOULD NOT KNOW WITHOUT THE MOVIES -


TAGS: movie facts
Rating: 4.62/5

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MrBlack - March 5, 2010, 7:49 pm
35: No matter who many times the ye are stabbed/slashed/sh**, it's merely a flesh wound. Ye'll be back on yer feet tomorrow.
Densaku - March 5, 2010, 2:04 pm
34: French terrorists truly exist...^^


Tony Romo Returns to Practice -




SCIENTIFIC FACT - If you took the veins of your body and laid them end to end you would die.




CURIOSITY -


TAGS: satisfactorily i might add crankyhead
Rating: 4.84/5

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5150monkeylove - October 12, 2010, 8:45 pm
awesome cranky! 5 blind mice (I know, lab rats)


GOOD OLD FASHIONED VALUES - That's right honey, dreams, goals and education are Satan's way of distracting you from being a good wife


TAGS: mother daughter distracting satans wife
Rating: 4.58/5

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nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 9:32 pm
Yeah, because women are so much better off nowadays being used as come dumpsters, humiliating themselves.
mariand - August 16, 2011, 6:08 am
LOL... you can't have them all 5L


CATS - Probably Not A Great First Line Of Defense




227 AND COUNTING - You know your love life is bad when someone says to you 'The Colts backup QB gets more action than you do'




ORDER MUST BE MAINTAINED - These characters are too damn wild and out of control !


TAGS: characters too d*** wild
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by Budog

jayman450 - August 4, 2014, 3:00 am
THE OWL IS ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jeffhardy25 - November 23, 2011, 4:10 pm
This is f*cking horrible XD
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 22, 2011, 5:59 pm
And them d*** rabbits, they don't know the term "population control." That can also cause some serious damage.
Iconoclast - November 22, 2011, 12:39 pm
Excellent!! Absolutely Excellent!!
Arvantillian - November 22, 2011, 12:25 pm
and lets not forget the birds are capable of arial attacks
gas - November 21, 2011, 6:17 pm
and skuns are in possession of biological weapons!


A D D -




BACTERIA - We should all support it I'ts often the only culture people have




BLAS·PHE·MY NOUN - Actions, speech or artworks which show disrespect to religion, or make light of the pretend characters portrayed by their believers


TAGS: actions speech or artworks which show disrespect to religion or make light of the pretend characters portrayed in these religions
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by Chef

GaryO - July 28, 2014, 10:07 am
‘a’ life…get ‘a’ life….sheeesh, I got 6 months once…seemed like life.
GaryO - July 28, 2014, 9:21 am
Wy, thank you for pointing this out, salearling. I was just thinking; ‘man, I need to get life’. Now? Now I feel p-r-e-t-t-y phookin’ good about mine.
salearling - July 28, 2014, 8:20 am
This is totally wrong... it should be Bugs in the center. At least he stuck with his original name his whole career, instead of Steamboat Willie.


CHARACTER - "WAR IS FOR THE PARTICIPANTS A TEST OF CHARACTER; IT MAKES BAD MEN WORSE AND GOOD MEN BETTER." -Colonel Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain


TAGS: war soldiers character military
Rating: 4.88/5

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bigdaddywv - August 12, 2011, 11:07 am
Thank you all for you consideration. This is only my second submission ever, and my first "serious" one. I was inspired after finding some ph**os of my grandfather and great-grandfather, who served in WWII and WW1, respectively.
GySgt1811 - August 11, 2011, 6:23 pm
Yes.


STRATEGY -


TAGS: rpg nerds the most dangerous game female interaction wow warcraft ultimate birth control
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - April 9, 2010, 6:24 am
Don't be ashamed. lol You, my friend, are part of the topic demographic; count yourself among the nerdy...but not quite THAT nerdy. It's not bad to understand these things. Just don't fear women, or hide from the sunlight.
Hasbunmb - April 8, 2010, 10:01 am
LOL, I hate that I understood that....


COMPUTER SUPPORT TECHNICIAN -


TAGS: job parody or actuality
Rating: 4.28/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 20, 2012, 6:54 pm
Screensavers have passwords?? How 80s.
Ed-Hyde - September 13, 2010, 7:04 am
Entirely too true. 5L despite the flaws.


PRACTICE -


TAGS: ak guitar demotivation practice
Rating: 3.58/5

More motifakes by Arrogant Knight

TheTrashHeap - August 10, 2010, 12:07 pm
Ak was the epitome of a quality over quantity Motifaker.
The Goat - September 29, 2009, 3:00 am
Agreed - which is why I gave it 5 lions. My piano teacher was in the same position alas...of course that was 30 years ago so it would be worse if she's still alive and well!
CANADA - September 18, 2009, 5:32 pm
the most demotivating one i have seen
iamjet - September 18, 2009, 3:41 pm
G chords don't aggravate my arthritis. Now a barre chord, that **** hurts.
Arrogant Knight - April 20, 2009, 4:02 am
See now I've gone and demotivated myself.
Arrogant Knight - April 20, 2009, 3:43 am
I wish it won't happen to me... But I know it will one day.
Arrogant Knight - April 19, 2009, 2:59 pm
No prizes for guessing what inspired this one. :)


BATTLETOADS - Live-Action doesn't work that well anthropomorphic animals




ALICE -


TAGS: life time wonderland tale character novel teen girl oz tea
Rating: 3.72/5

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Eugene - August 20, 2009, 7:54 pm
Epic Nice,simple,and win


YOU ARE IN IRANIAN AIRSPACE - Identify yourself / This is a US Marine F18 I am in Iraqi airspace / Depart now or we launch aircraft / Send em up, I'll wait




dragnet - 2014 -


TAGS: just the facts ma aam
Rating: 4.5/5

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MissPriss - February 14, 2014, 12:09 am
In my defense, it's late here...I had to read it twice and studied it 3 times. But I final5Ly got it.


SPINY - rough, unwelcoming and hostile. Matches my personality perfectly. Sorted. I'm coming back as a cactus.




OH, MR. MITTENS! - Call me that stupid name just one more time, I dare you




He/She -


TAGS: needs wants satisfaction men women
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - December 6, 2015, 11:53 pm
Bahaha...I mean...maybe?
Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 10:33 am
...and neither of us are going to get what we want, are we?
MissPriss - August 25, 2014, 2:22 am
Wrong sod...only 1 need, cuz you're dreamin' if you think we women wanna do more than 1 thing at a time...teehee.
Oldsod - August 24, 2014, 8:18 pm
TRUTH. Well, more than one need...there's also sammiches...


I HAVE AN IDEA : LET'S PULL THE PLUG AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS -


TAGS: ideas lamp light action bright
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by timmey

carebear - March 13, 2012, 8:41 pm
(carebear BANNED)


CARNIES - Small hands Smell of cabbage


TAGS: actually they fascinate me
Rating: 3.69/5

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Derek - February 5, 2010, 3:19 pm
- and often look in-bred, but this guy [sniff sniff]... none of those things


OH NO NOT AGAIN. - "Oh no, not again," is what flashed through the mind of Douglas Adams who had suddenly been called into existence several miles above the surface of an alien planet.


TAGS: if we knew exactly why douglas adams had thought oh no not again we would know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we currently do
Rating: 2.47/5

More motifakes by whatukno

Derek - November 16, 2009, 3:31 pm
A whale of a tale :})
Ed-Hyde - November 16, 2009, 8:55 am
Someone has been reading again. Now put the five book trilogy down slowly. That's right, here's a cup of tea and a towel.


REALITY -




CURIOSITY -


TAGS: curiosity cat satisfaction
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by gas

gas - January 29, 2012, 5:42 pm
yes.. although *SPOILER ALERT* we'll never know if he finally got satisfied with the result xD
suzieq - January 29, 2012, 5:31 pm
the end is really creepy
gas - January 29, 2012, 5:00 pm
that would make a little bit more sense (if I remember the end correctly xD). thx suzie
suzieq - January 29, 2012, 1:37 pm
It's not 'The Shining', it's 'Pet Sematary', another SK novel where an ancient indian cemetary brings dead animals and people back to life, but they are weird afterwards. I'm a big SK fan - though I'll deny it in court lol. g55d poster by the way
gas - November 29, 2011, 10:54 pm
The Shining??xD Why?
ippyann - November 29, 2011, 9:55 pm
reminds me of Stephen King's The Shining :D
gas - November 27, 2011, 12:57 am
thamks :)
mariand - November 25, 2011, 5:59 pm
amsome


VOTE MCCAIN/PALIN - And fight Cylons


TAGS: mccain palin cylon battlestar galactica
Rating: 2.69/5
RnR - September 4, 2008, 4:38 am
hahaha , very very good
kdp3 - September 4, 2008, 4:34 am
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 4, 2008, 2:54 am
Eerie, and creepy, and frightening. Remember, McCain IS a Cylon!! An alcoholic racist lying sunnuvab**** frakkin' toaster!!!!!!!


Tactical Error -




PRESIDENT LUTHOR? - How stoned were the Americans of the DC Universe?!


TAGS: president lex luthor superman action comics metropolis smallville dc comics d c
Rating: 1.75/5

More motifakes by jalford

agdaniele - April 18, 2010, 12:57 am
the dude, we no longer allow any political posters or conversation here... we've created a sister site - politifake.org - where you'll find plenty of receptive users. Thank you!
the dude - April 18, 2010, 12:55 am
Least he did a better job than what obama's doing
Hypercat-Z - July 30, 2009, 6:48 am
Was Nixon any better?
a name of no use - July 29, 2009, 1:15 pm
Don't look at me, I voted for the Joker. "Vote For Me, Or I'll Kill You" pwns "Change You Can Believe In" any day of the week!
Anonymous2 - July 29, 2009, 1:12 pm
Oh, come on. With some of the people the real world has elected (opinion varied by your political affiliation), is it any wonder a powerful & rich white man with a past gets elected?


LIFE LESSONS - If self-praise is the only praise you get Then it’s likely that it’s coming from a poor judge of character




This is SPARTA -


TAGS: is sparta spartan map fact
Rating: 2.71/5

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Fatty - May 18, 2009, 4:44 pm
Is That why it's your favorite vacation spot Hector?
Hector - May 18, 2009, 4:15 pm
Sparta, where *** with women was only to make babies. Only men were equal and spartan men could only love an equal.


~ EVIL CHILDREN ~ - They attack you when you are distracted.


TAGS: evil children attack distracted rnr
Rating: 2.35/5

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king - September 2, 2008, 7:34 am
Kicking you in your balls with their tiny feet since 1622
kids. - August 26, 2008, 5:07 am
they want your brains!!!!!


WISDOMS OF WORK - Trust Your Appointment Calendar!


TAGS: diary fact of life
Rating: 4.18/5

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forseti - May 5, 2010, 6:00 am
Bonnie, I've bad news for you...
redhdsrbst - May 4, 2010, 8:16 pm
5l for the new cubicle coverage :D
rerun - April 30, 2010, 8:21 pm

so very true


EMO ASIAN CONTRACT KILLER - killing you while staying non-conformist


TAGS: emo asian contract killer is non conformist
Rating: 3.64/5

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rodangol - January 20, 2012, 9:10 pm
that rifle would take his arm off at the elbow if it could fire
ramblerjw - June 17, 2010, 3:23 pm
lllico, not only that, but holding the b*** stock in the fold of his elbow would make it hard to hit the side of a barn at more han 15 yards
Reason - February 18, 2010, 2:44 pm
I would have said, killing you then killing himself...hopefully
IllicoPresto - February 18, 2010, 12:10 pm
I wouldn't worry too much. With the bolt open, he can't aim and he can't shoot.


BREAK A LEG -


TAGS: art theater acting play perogative
Rating: 5/5

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flint - October 10, 2010, 5:10 am
looking from a different angle and enlarged... they are both laughing, she's fallen, his moving forward to help her, but caption works with it, 5 simbas
5150monkeylove - October 5, 2010, 11:27 pm
Its my prerogative...... toooo add this to my favs! Its my prerogative....... tooo 5L a poster of beatin' babes.
tellitlikeitis - October 5, 2010, 12:05 pm
Now there's a real loving (and got their **** together) couple.
crankyhead - October 5, 2010, 10:27 am
LOL!
Faceplant31 - October 5, 2010, 10:20 am
ROR! Solid 5Ls aggy


MATH -


TAGS: add subtract divide and multiply
Rating: 4.83/5

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tellitlikeitis - June 25, 2011, 7:07 pm
Cute.


DOUBT -


TAGS: life time female joke temptation chance quote double entende ***y girl emma watson actress
Rating: 3.43/5

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Bartimaeus - October 27, 2009, 9:20 pm
Too true...too true...
redsfan - October 27, 2009, 9:19 pm
'the only way to rid oneself of temptation is to yield to it' (oscar wilde)


PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT - Even Lorena Bobbitt Knew That


TAGS: practice wenies funny cut
Rating: 2.38/5

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canadian - March 9, 2009, 5:25 pm
hey now the one on the right is canadian.. acoording to south park of course
Dustin Marthington - September 19, 2008, 12:47 pm
the torture one w/ the eggs was better.


GOD - The Son of Chuck Norris


TAGS: god chuck norris facts
Rating: 1.94/5

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R.S.Jake - January 26, 2010, 4:47 pm
LD...FTW!
LogicDude - January 26, 2010, 3:41 pm
Yes he is....a TOOL OF DESTRUCTION!
Faceplant31 - January 26, 2010, 3:33 pm
Chick Norris is a effin tool!


It's The Law -


TAGS: laws authority enact criminals
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - October 28, 2013, 10:57 am
Coming from the most famous jaywalker in history (why did you cross the road anyhow?) that's quite the compliment little...teehee. Thanks little!
chickenlittle - October 28, 2013, 8:55 am
Haha, so true! :)


SUPERMAN - The 'S' isn't for smart!


TAGS: superman shakespeare idiot batman actors embarrassing
Rating: 3.72/5

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agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 11:45 pm
I'm watching IP addys... only seems to be a few.
Haarakkon - November 1, 2009, 11:43 pm
I had picked up on it a little bit, but I didn't realize it was a pandemic.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 11:43 pm
Only a few... you notice them when number of votes are relatively low. I figure it's some jaded seedlings... although I've seen some poster-less timmys lurking lately, too.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 11:41 pm
Have been for days now, Haar... haven't noticed? There's a few behind tyhe scenes 1L-ing most everything.
Haarakkon - November 1, 2009, 11:40 pm
Another diamond. Were the timmies out in force today?
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 10:44 pm
LMFAO! 5 S's


FACT - You Will Try It




SHEEP SHAGGING -




EPIC FAIL -


TAGS: freedom patriot act fail
Rating: 2.86/5

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Anon. - July 19, 2009, 11:40 pm
Look at the background, it's obviously a jail cell or something like that, so no duh there will be a lot of cameras around. Sorry if you let your criminals run free in whatever idiotic country you're from.
moooooooooooooo - July 3, 2009, 3:07 pm
Anonymous2 wins today's grand prize for most Ignorant douche on the site. (The cows all voted)
Anonymous2 - July 3, 2009, 1:23 pm
No, I call it safety. You don't want to know how many terror events have been prevented because of the Patriot Act, you liberal p****. Over here, they hate us because we're not Muslim. Even if we converted, we wouldn't be the right kind, so STFU!


TENNIS IS DEPRESSING -




GALACTUS -


TAGS: golactus planet noms marvel
Rating: 1.1/5

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agdaniele - February 23, 2010, 10:42 pm
What the hell?


TARGET PRACTICE AT SEA -


TAGS: 50cal target practice tomato
Rating: 4.92/5

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WellThatSucked - February 29, 2012, 6:18 pm
well played. 5l
mariand - January 20, 2012, 2:25 am
LOL


THE LADIES OF DISNEY - There is a reason they are called characters




STAR WARS FANS - wouldn't really want to be Luke Skywalker.




LOGICAL THINKING - Something LogicDude Can't Seem To Do...


TAGS: fraction math funny ld logic dude
Rating: 3.46/5

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LogicDude - October 30, 2009, 4:11 pm
80% of statistics are mude up 45% of the time. My 5L are real though!
BoneCD - October 30, 2009, 10:11 am
150% of the time that's more than half


BRACE FOR IMPACT - In 3... 2... 1...


TAGS: yes its anime get over it impact brace
Rating: 2.74/5

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agdaniele - May 16, 2010, 11:33 am
LMAO! Hilarious, Matt!
Faceplant31 - April 19, 2010, 12:44 pm
Well put Matt. 1 L
Fatt Matt - April 19, 2010, 11:57 am
3...2...1L


GAME FACE - Get it on!


TAGS: bowling face action
Rating: 2.21/5

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spacedog - November 5, 2009, 12:44 pm
But their hands and fingers keep coming off, so bring your own towels.
someonesomewhere - November 5, 2009, 12:39 pm
Don't forget folks, Tuesday night is Zombie night


On Any Given Day -


TAGS: acceptance tom attitude character endorsement
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - May 8, 2014, 8:59 am
Oh-h-h-h-h, no...thank YOU. You've been rockin’ this place, GB. Keep on keepin' on.
Greybeard - May 8, 2014, 8:26 am
Thank you. :)
GaryO - May 8, 2014, 8:25 am
Love this


Gated Community -


TAGS: redneck community tractor
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - April 26, 2015, 12:04 pm
Comes complete with redneck security system-- several large dogs and sh**guns. I think this is about 10 miles outta town from me . . . This is TOO funny!! 5L!
JesusWept - April 26, 2015, 7:21 am
Thanks :))
concern3 - April 26, 2015, 5:26 am
Very funny a 5er


The Heights -




allergic reactions -




IMPROVISE -


TAGS: cunning war strength tactics
Rating: 4.95/5

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GySgt1811 - September 11, 2010, 1:20 pm
Hell, I thought they were shootin' craps. "Let him edge in a little closer, Joe, he's gittin' curious." (Sorry, Mr. Mauldin, I couldn't resist it. Snork.)
Feasibly - September 10, 2010, 11:00 am
and a Hail Mary.
GreyScorpion - September 10, 2010, 10:28 am
gives whole new meaning to "go deep, I'll throw you the bomb..." 5L


DESTINATIONS -


TAGS: road to success is fraught with distractions
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by rerun

rerun - August 15, 2010, 5:50 pm

well, after a week of vacation I have to do something to get back into the workplace mind set.
ICEMAN - August 15, 2010, 4:43 pm
Did you take a 'motivation' pill today, rerun?
spacedog - August 15, 2010, 2:29 pm
Very nice Rerun. I wondered why my GPS navigator kept telling me to make a u-turn. 5L


OUTDOOR ACTIVITIES -




USELESS FACT OF THE DAY -




BAD DECISIONS... -


TAGS: deep regrets decision action mariand
Rating: 4.67/5

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mariand - September 6, 2012, 12:17 am
thanks...twice... ;o)
ughomer - September 5, 2012, 7:55 am
5 L Mariand
ughomer - September 5, 2012, 7:55 am
5 L Mariand


SUPPORT BACTERIA - It's the only culture some people know.




KEEPING UP APPEARANCES -


TAGS: appearances live with wolf act like nikita khrushchev quote silverheart
Rating: 4.18/5

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mariand - March 24, 2013, 8:33 pm
5 wolfs in sheep's clothing...;)


frack -




NOT CONFORMING - The greatest action is not conforming with the worlds ways. -Bankei




PLAYER CHARACTER DEATHS - "Dont cry, just roll up another...At level one."




TED DANSON - RAAAAUUURGH!!!




DETERMINATION -




CHOOSE YOUR FRIENDS CAREFULLY... - It is highly unlikely that you'll ever be held accountable for the actions of your enemies.




MILITARY HUMOR -




100 YEARS FROM NOW - Future generations will be studying the history of TV and say WTF?


TAGS: factsoflife tv history future studying
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - June 10, 2012, 3:52 am
Thanks cynic. Wow what a long way we've come from really sappy sitcoms to really sappy reality shows. Thank you Snookie!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2012, 2:04 am
Good one, MissPris5. Listening to some of the things my folks say make me wonder the same. Especially the whole “Father Knows Best” load of cr@p.
MissPriss - June 9, 2012, 1:03 am
Haha...thanks for the comment.
SteveFurlong - June 8, 2012, 7:02 pm
No need to wait that long. I'm saying it now.


BALANCE -


TAGS: togetherness day balance man and tractor wife there too wonderful weight thank god for obesity farming farmer fun
Rating: 3.44/5

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Sean - October 16, 2009, 8:54 pm
SHE ... offsets me. *wipes tear*


CHILDHOOD TRAUMA - it builds character


TAGS: character childhood trauma rnr
Rating: 2/5

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DADDY - August 18, 2008, 3:25 pm
good trauma


DECIDOPHOBIA -


TAGS: yes i actually do have this fear its not just another twoface reference pzy
Rating: 5/5

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agdaniele - October 12, 2010, 9:30 pm
Spoken like a true wing man!
crankyhead - October 12, 2010, 9:14 pm
try to make due with what's left... wakka wakka wakka =)


MISSING -


TAGS: escaped snake blocks snake action
Rating: 5/5

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5150monkeylove - October 31, 2013, 3:07 pm
more like a fear of finding it at an inopportune moment.
lgvernon - October 26, 2013, 10:05 pm

Now I have to aask~~was she freaked because it was loose and she feared a slow, snankey death, or was she freaked because it was loose and she was worried about it?
5150monkeylove - October 26, 2013, 2:55 pm
It's a member of the king snake family. It has been located, fed a huge meal, and locked down in the smaller (20 gal)tank.
lgvernon - October 25, 2013, 9:10 pm

I love snakes. I think they're amazing critters. I hope you find it!~
GaryO - October 25, 2013, 9:08 pm
So, I thought the only snake that looked like a coral snake was a king snake. Geesus snakes gimme the willies. I can scare off black bear or stare down a coyote, but see a snake and my scream can hit a nutless octave.
5150monkeylove - October 25, 2013, 8:51 pm
this is actually true and happening as I type
chickenlittle - October 25, 2013, 8:48 pm
funny monkeylove! :D 5L


ACCEPT UGLY GIFTS - Today I bent the truth to be kind, and I have no regret, For I am far surer of what is kind than I am of what is true.




AN ARMY OF SHEEP LED BY A LION ARE MORE TO BE FEARED - than an army of lions led by a sheep...or a penguin


TAGS: penguin battle tactics
Rating: 4.83/5

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Airman - June 30, 2011, 2:45 pm
LOL


ENSURING PERFECTION - Be certain the contractors don't screw up your floor plan.


TAGS: life architecture contractors floorplan
Rating: 4.7/5

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mizzdizz - June 4, 2017, 8:25 pm
what happens if you're the one guilty of poor planning? chuckle, chuckle... good one Priss! ^!


JESUS - You know you have made it when you have an action figure




SNOOZE BUTTON -




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